rn't kelly
beginner’s guide to vampire weekend:

heybaio:

  • balding, sweaty baby plays bass and dances
  • babar enthusiast w/ a weird accent sings
  • angelic batman plays keyboard
  • bearded basketball player got lost on the way 2 a game and ended up playing drums

bromancer:

cute names to call your wife

  • egg fucker
  • fucking egg
  • egg
  • gay ass piece of shit

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

earthdad:

after seeing quite a titty 

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*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me: BALLIN
me: BALL IS LIFE
me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

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goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking