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eatsleepsluttyrepeat:

the best part of julian’s coachella set by FAR was when he tried to spit his water straight up fountain style and ended up having it fall back down all over his face

julian casablancas literally spit water in his own face

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

iwillbefreeofthisplace:

Look at this fucking goat. 
It’s such a happy fuckin goat
Just havin a good ass time.

iwillbefreeofthisplace:

Look at this fucking goat.
It’s such a happy fuckin goat
Just havin a good ass time.

WHAT THE FUCK AVRIL LAVIGNE 14 YEAR OLD ME IS SO ASHAMED OF U RN

soujaku:

salvotheslime:

armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be

this is what happens when you marry into Nickelback?

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wise words from #1