Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
Rather have this then the iphone tbh
boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans
i love julian casablancas because we have beautiful lyrics like “if you believe in this world, then no one has died in vain” but then you stumble across a gem like “what kind of asshole drives a lotus”
when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or
my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed
Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own
Whenever a boy speaks to you just respond with “how fucking dare you”